This blog is dedicated to all the crazy things professors in college say and lord knows they say some weird shit. so enjoy and put an ask in my box if you would like to be able to contribute. I'm a history major and going into my senior year in college (upper level classes give some great quotes). I am also in a lot of theatre classes and music classes and the like. I love questions so ask away.
that look of determination just says, I’m going to eff you up
— Romen History Professor
this man’s face screams, I kick ass and I do it for fun
— Roman History Prof
Russian History Prof
“Kyle…what are you doing? you are clearly trying to distract me with your orange over there!!”
you see, in every story there is always a phallic symbol, trees, poles…everything you can imagine!!
— english professor
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I’ll just hit you over the head real hard and then tell god you died
— theatre professor, trying to talk like someone from george during a production of twelfth night
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Chuch Norris wears Basil the Second pajamas, that’s how badass his was!
— History professor
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That’s ok, i can teach the class, i’ll teach about the black russians, that is if there were any
— history professor still in the room while the next class was waiting for the actual professor. the first prof. taught russian history and the prof. we were waiting for taught african american history
Nope those are the wrong virgins
— history professor while looking for a picture of a particular painting, evidently one with virgins in it
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